From yesterday's post, and being xmas day and all, I've changed my mind about the name of my bank, and I'm really getting quite serious about this since the second tranch of the 350billion is going to open up any minute/day/week/month now. Since the name of this blog is a bit unwieldy to use, I thought, well why not use something that would attract anyone. How about, "Bank Of Cute Puppies", or First Puppy National Bank. No, the first one sound as if I'm storing puppies for some nefarious purpose, and given Wall Street's penchant for drinking blood that wouldn't be a surprise to anyone now would it? I kinda like option two. But then again, maybe it's too like the O dog. No that won't do either. I've got it! United Puppies Bank! perfect!! Here's the link to see how absolutely simple it is to apply and obviously GET a massive amount of taxpayer bucks and still get to keep your jet AND your boat.

http://www.ustreasurydept.gov/US-Treasury-Dept-TARP-Bailout-Application-Form-t471.html#entry575

And its all about the boat. I have no clue at all WHY I want a boat. I've never had a boat, don't live near the water, but my neighbor has one, and its pretty cool, so I want one too. And if United Puppies Bank can get bailout funds of say, maybe 15 billion, hell, I'm not greedy, I can but a brand new boat for everyone on my street and still have money left for a block party. And it xmas after all. Did you get your boat for xmas? I sure hope you did. I'm pulling for you. United Puppies Bank is too. Have a Joyous holiday