A Christmas Poem by thers

'Tis the Season of Christmas, and 'cross the 'nets
Wing nuts are whining of how they're oppressed
Tripe has been tossed out at Townhall with care,
Pretending it's "uncool" to say you like prayer
Chuck Norris believes that Jesus got jacked,
Or perhaps neutered--but at least somehow off-whacked
"All-powerful atheists have just gone to far"
Cries that illiterate elf, jolly Mary Grabar.

I've long been bored with this class of crap,
And had resolved to ignore it with a X-mas nightcap,
When what to my dyspeptic eyes should appear?
But K-Lo claiming it's worse to Christian that to be a queer!
Obama wants Warren! He's thus not a "divider"!
Bring in the bigots! Become a "uniter"!
More rapid than eagles, K-Lo's canards come--
"Those most hurt by Prop8 are the Mormons.
They of course have the clear right to deny rights to the gay,
Their tight magic underpants make that OK"!

As I drew up my hand, to upraise my mid-finger,
K-Lo let loose with the worst whine of the winger:
"If you're opposed to gay marriage you're labeled "intolerant",
But what's more depraved than a gent loving a gent?
The MSM lies if they say that the reason this skeeves us,
Has fuck-all to do with our devotion to Jesus.
We dislike it for reasons of hygiene and children!
I can't explain why, though most devoutly hope,
You know the real victim here is that poor man, The Pope.
Any gender bending Benny considers a piss-up,
Which is why the Church will Never ordain a gay bishop.

Fuck this, I thought, and went back to my work,
And wrote down this poem about how K-lo's a jerk.
Her line of bullshit can make you depressed
But in the long run we shouldn't be stressed
It's Christmas and you know it's not we,
Who want to impose upon others the meaning of family
We don't defend torture, or excuse bigotry,
We can just chill out, and look at the tree
So let me say, as I drive out of sight
Merry Christmas to All, and to all, A pleasant and good night.

crossposted from firedoglake much thanks thers!!